Last night I dreamt that I was a set technician for the Miss Universe pageant and the whole crew was rooting for this one woman in particular because she had been so kind to us.
The moment of the winner announcement came and the crew was watching the live show on monitors backstage. They cut to closeups of the tense women’s waiting faces; tight smiles and fixed gazes. Then they announced the winner of the Miss Universe 2027 pageant and it was an old seeing-eye dog named Maggie.
Started taking a picture of this lamb then they all wanted to be in the shot